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We’ve all been there…
You’ve just sat down with a lovely cup of tea to listen to your favourite album by Michael A. Grant, when suddenly – shock! Horror! You realise you’ve made a terrible error! For there is nowhere to put your tea!
What to do? Should you just put it on the floor where it’s all too difficult to pick up and all too easy to knock over? Should you rest it boldly on one of your beautiful pieces of antique furniture, unprotected from heat and accidental spillage? Oh woe! Oh misery! The day has abruptly turned on a sixpence from being one of the best to one of the worst! EVER!
Well I am here to tell you that you need worry no longer, for you can now save yourself from such a dreadful fate by purchasing this brand new invention: a drinks mat! This high-quality coaster provides the ideal surface on which to park your beverage, protecting your possessions from damage in the process. And it’s not only functional – it’s beautiful too, featuring as it does an original artwork taken straight from the cover of Michael’s piano album ‘Miniatures’.
So don’t delay! Don’t risk pain and despair! Buy yourself at least one drinks mat today, and rescue your future self from the torment of not-having-anywhere-to-put-your-drink!
You’ve just sat down with a lovely cup of tea to listen to your favourite album by Michael A. Grant, when suddenly – shock! Horror! You realise you’ve made a terrible error! For there is nowhere to put your tea!
What to do? Should you just put it on the floor where it’s all too difficult to pick up and all too easy to knock over? Should you rest it boldly on one of your beautiful pieces of antique furniture, unprotected from heat and accidental spillage? Oh woe! Oh misery! The day has abruptly turned on a sixpence from being one of the best to one of the worst! EVER!
Well I am here to tell you that you need worry no longer, for you can now save yourself from such a dreadful fate by purchasing this brand new invention: a drinks mat! This high-quality coaster provides the ideal surface on which to park your beverage, protecting your possessions from damage in the process. And it’s not only functional – it’s beautiful too, featuring as it does an original artwork taken straight from the cover of Michael’s piano album ‘Miniatures’.
So don’t delay! Don’t risk pain and despair! Buy yourself at least one drinks mat today, and rescue your future self from the torment of not-having-anywhere-to-put-your-drink!
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