Every Monday throughout 2023 I will be highlighting a different piece of music that I have either written or been closely involved with. And this week, prepare to celebrate the key roles that bad guys play in society because it’s…
What’s it called?
Every Hero Needs A Villain.
What’s it from?
‘Mongolian Death Worm: A Puppet Show Musical’, the show what I wrote, starred in, directed, produced, edited etc. with my regular collaborator Mister James Ure during the first national lockdown in 2020. It’s a full 68 minutes of silliness, centring around the search for a mysterious creature that has been pilfering steaks from a village community somewhere near the Gobi Desert.
What’s it all about?
This is the baddie’s big song, where she gets to sing whole-heartedly about how delightfully evil she is, and how antagonists are just as crucial as their heroic counterparts. Along the way she cites a whole range of mythical examples, from Zeus/Hades and Van Helsing/Dracula all the way to Jedi/Sith and Holmes/Moriarty.
Listen out for…
I think the instrumental section (from 3:50 to 4:27) is particularly fun, starting out as it does with a reference to the classic Punch & Judy “That’s the way to do it!” line, before continuing with a frying pan solo followed by a piano solo from the surprisingly multi-talented Witch Doctor. I promise, it all makes sense in the context of the film…
Find out more at…
www.michaelgrantmusician.com/mdw
New Music Monday, #21: ‘It’s Not Really the Apocalypse’
Every Monday throughout 2023 I will be highlighting a different piece of music that I have either written or been closely involved with. And this week, prepare to find the silver lining in the direst of circumstances because it’s…
What’s it called?
It’s Not Really the Apocalypse.
What’s it from?
My 2019 ragtime musical ‘It’s Not Really the Apocalypse’, which tells the story of four old friends who wake up one morning to discover they are the only people remaining on planet Earth.
What’s it all about?
The title song of this show comes right at the very end, and as such forms a grand finale not only to the concept album but also to the musical as a whole. By this time our four protagonists have finally worked out their differences and come to agree that, even though things maybe haven’t turned out as they would have wished, they still have plenty to celebrate.
Listen out for…
Lyrically, I think the lines
So what if we forgot just what we four have got?
For sure we four have got a lot to be thankful for.
For sure we four have got a lot to be thankful for.
represent a charming little tongue-twister at 1:18. Also, pay attention to the 12-bar build-up into the instrumental (from 2:21 to 2:45), which was directly inspired by the 12-bar build-up into the instrumental in Nelson Riddle’s famous arrangement of ‘I’ve Got You Under My Skin’: https://youtu.be/C1AHec7sfZ8&t=1m54s .
Find out more at…
www.michaelgrantmusician.com/inrta
‘Finally The Wars Are Over: Fantasy for Orchestra’
Guess who’s been composing again, music fans? That’s right: me! And today I’d like to share with you my latest creation, a vibrant orchestral fantasy that will take you to dizzying new heights of excitement, all within the space of 2 minutes and 54 seconds.
The piece is called ‘Finally The Wars Are Over’, and in it I’ve tried to capture the ecstatic uplifting thrills that you find in such pieces as Shostakovich’s ‘Festive Overture’, Glinka’s ‘Russlan and Ludmilla Overture’ and John Williams’ ‘The Mission’. I always find happy music more difficult to write than sad music without it sounding shallow, so this was a bit of a challenge but I am very pleased with the result and I hope you will be too.
You may also be wondering about the origins of the title, and whether it has any particular meaning. Funny story actually… I wrote this music for a competition called ‘First Time With An Orchestra’, and thought it would be frightfully droll to give it a title with the same initials! I spent a good hour or so wandering around my local park trying to think of something, and needless to say, the titles that sprung to mind most readily were completely obscene and unrepeatable (if also rather hilarious). Filth, utter filth…
Eventually, though, the phrase ‘Finally The Windows Are Open’ came into my head. Perhaps this piece could be about the joy you feel when getting a cooling breath of fresh air on a stifling day? I quickly realised, though, that a more profound idea was that of wars being over, and hence the title I finally settled on which I think nicely encapsulates the celebratory atmosphere while also referencing the slightly militaristic style of some sections of the piece.
Anyway, enough talk! Time to listen. You can find the track, as ever, on The Bandcamp:
And what’s more, you can also give it a listen on The YouTube. The recording is the same, but I’ve also done a screen capture of my audio software so you can watch some pretty coloured boxes drift past while getting an idea of what all the instruments are doing:
New Music Monday, #20: ‘If I’d Known’
Every Monday throughout 2023 I will be highlighting a different piece of music that I have either written or been closely involved with. And this week, prepare to consider the things you could have done differently because it’s…
What’s it called?
If I’d Known.
What’s it from?
My 2019 ragtime musical ‘It’s Not Really the Apocalypse’, which tells the story of four old friends who wake up one morning to discover they are the only people remaining on planet Earth.
What’s it all about?
Things have taken a bit of a turn for the worse on the farm, with conflicts flaring up and our protagonists becoming increasingly divided, while the pressures of day-to-day existence continue to take their toll. But as the dust begins to settle, Helen and Lizzie find some time to reflect upon all the things they might have done differently had they been aware of the impending end of civilisation.
Listen out for…
My personal favourite moment is the bridge section from 2:45, where I more or less abandon the rhyme scheme (apart from a couple of half-rhymes) to go for something quite flowing and free-form. This section also contains a key change I’m particularly proud of at 2:53 (from Db major into D major using Ab7 as a pivot chord, if anyone’s interested).
Find out more at…
www.michaelgrantmusician.com/inrta
New Music Monday, #19: ‘The Prayer’
Every Monday throughout 2023 I will be highlighting a different piece of music that I have either written or been closely involved with. And this week, prepare to get down on yo’ knees because it’s…
What’s it called?
The Prayer.
What’s it from?
‘Miniatures’, my 2023 album of classical piano compositions.
What’s it all about?
It doesn’t have any concrete literal meaning, however as you can surmise from the title it has a meditative, contemplative feel with a religious aspect deriving from the simple block chords, which almost bring to mind some sort of Medieval plainchant. In fact, simplicity was one of the things I was really aiming for in this piece, and because it’s entirely made up of basic chords you could even say that it consists solely of harmony, without any real rhythm or melody to speak of.
You may also be interested to learn that this piece was quite heavily inspired by Erik Satie’s ‘Première Ogive’ – well worth a listen if you have a moment.
Listen out for…
It’s hard to pick out a specific moment because it’s quite short and homogeneous, so I’d suggest you might as well just listen to the whole thing!
Find out more at…
www.michaelgrantmusician.com/miniatures
Salut d’Amour, by The World’s Worst Violinist
Quandary:
What do you do if there’s a piece of violin music you really want to record, but you can’t play the violin?
Answer:
Use The Jelly Roll Soundfont!
The Jelly Roll Soundfont is the latest innovation in the world of hi-tech musical instrument sampling, and today I’d like to provide a little demonstration of the ‘Gypsy Jazz Violin’ patch in particular. To give you a brief overview, here are the steps I went through to produce the astounding recording you can hear below:
- Bought a terrible violin for £30.
- Recorded myself playing every single note on that violin (very very badly) at 3 different volumes.
- Sent the recorded notes to my friend Dan, who through some technical wizardry combined them into a magical thing called a ‘soundfont’.
- By loading this soundfont into a computer and connecting a MIDI piano keyboard, it is now possible to play and record a virtual version of my £30 violin!
The first piece I’ve chosen to sacrifice in the name of science is Elgar’s beautiful ‘Salut d’Amour’, which he originally wrote as an engagement present for his wife. How sweet. I wonder if she’d still have said ‘yes’ if he’d played her this version…?
New Music Monday, #18: ‘But at what cost?’
Every Monday throughout 2023 I will be highlighting a different piece of music that I have either written or been closely involved with. And this week, prepare to contemplate the big questions in the surrealest of detail because it’s…
What’s it called?
But at what cost?
What’s it from?
This is the most recent – and actually the most listenable to date – single from the most absurd band you’ve never heard of, ‘The Atwood Project’. This ‘band’ is essentially an excuse for me and my regular collaborator Mister James Ure to let our hair down and be as relentlessly peculiar as we want, by taking a title suggestion from an innocent member of the public and using it as inspiration for a surreal comedic musical dreamscape.
What’s it all about?
Having written some REALLY WEIRD songs as ‘The Atwood Project’, Mr. Ure and I decided that for our fourth single we should write a thoroughly conventional, middle-of-the-road pop song. Needless to say, things didn’t quite turn out as we planned. The song is about a guy who’s walking along completely lost when his glass eye falls out. Around the same time he meets a woman who quickly becomes a stalker, ultimately pursuing him into a swimming pool and stealing his liver, which prompts him to posit the great eternal question: But at what cost?
Listen out for…
As ever with these songs, there are plenty of unique touches to enjoy – from my bass guitar playing (!) to the pitch-shifted vocals at 2:04 to the ‘FM Thrumpet’ and ‘Oioioioioioioioioioioi’ synths that you can hear at 0:18 and 2:32 respectively. But if I had to pick just one thing it would be the outstanding performance from our drummer ‘Erratic Phil’, who manages to keep a rock solid beat and somehow play more instruments than he has limbs, but who does tend to panic a bit when given an opportunity to improvise (e.g. at 0:16).
Find out more at…
Watch the music video! Unlike the rest of our songs, we actually put some effort into this one and made something that’s really quite good:
Video: Excerpts from ‘The Addams Family’
I’ve got to the point now where I’ve played in a fair few musicals, however one that’s doing the rounds at the moment but had eluded me until recently was ‘The Addams Family’. This all changed last month though, when I got the chance to play Reed 2 for the show and find out what all the fuss was about! Don’t believe me? Look, I’ll prove it to you:
It was a really fun musical to play, and had me swapping between flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone and tenor saxophone. Don’t believe me? Look, I’ll prove it to you:
What I’d like to share in particular, however, are some clips I got of me honking away on the bass clari which I’ve added to my burgeoning collection of clarinet excerpts. So I hope you derive unfettered joy and satisfaction from this assortment of highlights:
It was a really fun musical to play, and had me swapping between flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone and tenor saxophone. Don’t believe me? Look, I’ll prove it to you:
What I’d like to share in particular, however, are some clips I got of me honking away on the bass clari which I’ve added to my burgeoning collection of clarinet excerpts. So I hope you derive unfettered joy and satisfaction from this assortment of highlights:
New Music Monday, #17: ‘The Longest Night’
Every Monday throughout 2023 I will be highlighting a different piece of music that I have either written or been closely involved with. And this week, prepare to celebrate the winter solstice because it’s…
What’s it called?
The Longest Night.
What’s it from?
‘Miniatures’, my 2023 album of classical piano compositions.
What’s it all about?
As with all the music on this album, it’s intended to convey an abstract mood rather than being about anything specific. Having said that, I began writing this piece the day after the 2017 terrorist attack on London Bridge, and by the time I finished it the world had also borne witness to the horrors of the Grenfell Tower disaster. So I’d be lying if I said those events weren’t milling round my head while I conjured up this piece’s moods of melancholic despair.
Listen out for…
One of the moments I’m proudest of in this one is 3:14, where the melody’s Bb over a D minor chord really seems to ring with a sort of bitter poignancy. Shortly after, we reach the climactic moment at 3:44 where the right hand plays a thick and juicy 6-note chord (despite only having 5 fingers!). It consists of an F, G, A, Bb, C and D all sounding together, yet the clarity of the bassline allows it to still sound tonal rather than just being a mush.
Find out more at…
www.michaelgrantmusician.com/miniatures
Introducing My Film Composer Showreel…
One of the things I’ve been working on recently is my film-music-writing, and as part of this, over the past year or two I’ve assembled a really nice little portfolio of clips for which I’ve composed brand new soundtracks. You may have seen some already in fact, on this very website!
Having amassed this collection, it seemed the time was right to combine them into a showreel so people can get a tasty overview of my work. And guess what? Here it is!
If you like what you hear here, don’t forget you can watch the full clips on my dedicated YouTube playlist:
You can also listen to the music in isolation, minus the sound effects, on my dedicated Bandcamp album:
And I suppose all that’s left to say is, if you happen to be the next Steven Spielberg – or the original one for that matter – well, you know where to find me!
